Jokes in Hindi

Kash koi “Exam Result” ka Insurance kara deta,
Toh har Exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna Insurance claim karva lete!

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine’s Day my sweet heart!

Tumse hai mera rishta Gulab sa,
Rehkar tumse door lagta hai azab sa,
Gulab ki toh seerat mein hai mehak dena,
Par hamari niyat mein hai tumhe pyaar dena.

Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki,

Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai,

Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere,

Bilkul Galat…..

Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai?
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“Bra Mein Kab Haath Daalu“

**One day i may die without saying good bye to U.
But i will never forget to say thank you,
Because you hold the most loveliest part in my life**
*****Good Night*****

Chahnnay se he kuch baat nahi

Soraj  k sath raat nahi hoti

Hum jisay chahty hain

Dil-o-jaan se ziyada nahi hoti

Boy: Let’s Watch a Movie
Girl: Ok Which Movie!?
Boy: A Horror Movie The Grudge
Girl: Um…ok
*After The Movie*
Girl: I Noticed… You Were Watching Me Most of the Time …
Boy: Laughs .. I Watched the Movie Yesterday
Girl: What…..
Boy: I just wanted to hug you and protect you

Nim baz ankho ki  masoumiat pa kya likho

Jo mujh ko apny khataoma

hi bhula ho ga