Jokes in Hindi

Is Ke Aanay Se Howay Zakham Haray Kitnay “Batool”
Eid Se Kehdo Mere Sheher Mein Aya Na Karay……….!

b Ladko Par Film Bani To
Uska Naam ….”Ek Tha Tiger”.
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Par Jab Ladkiyon Ka Number Aaya To
“Ek Thi Daayan”.

Laloo bada chalak hai
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

Daalne Laga Me To Cheekhne Lagi Wo,
Huwa Dard Itna K Seh Na Saki Wo
Taklef Hui Itni K Boli Bahar Nikalo
Please Dosri Size Ki Choriyan Mere Hath Me Dalo.

some actual product?warning labels:
1.) On a New Zealand insect spray -
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
2.) On a Sears hairdryer -
DO NOT USE?WHILE SLEEPING.
3.) On a bag of Fritos Chips-
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
4.) On Marks & Spencer?Bread Pudding?-
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.
5.) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -
FOR INDOOR?OR OUTDOOR?USE ONLY.
6.) On a Swedish?chainsaw?-
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.
7.) On a child?s superman costume -
WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.