5th January 2013

already leading a dog’s life!

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?

A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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27th May 2012

Did you know that in the human body

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don’t believe it, pull a hair from your butt and see if it doesn’t bring a tear to your eyes.

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15th April 2012

Why is a cow always sad?

Q. Why is a cow always sad?
A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up
very early in the morning to rub your
tits for 2 hours and not Fu*k U!!

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23rd March 2012

Ek choza sherne say!

Ek choza sherne say!

Darling I LOVE U

Sherne Abey single pasle k,

Tu ne apne jaan body hight, dekhe hai?

Choza sab chor jan-e-man

CONFIDENCE dekh,,,,,,,,,,,,

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22nd August 2011

Now read without the word dog

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog,
to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog,
for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! …
Now read without the word dog.

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28th June 2011

Sitting Around A Camp Fire One Night.

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, “My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!”. The cat says, “I don’t think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.” The penis outraged, says “At least your master doesn’t put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!”A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, “My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!”. The cat says, “I don’t think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.” The penis outraged, says “At least your master doesn’t put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!”

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