10th June 2011

A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant

Air Force Jokes 2011

Air Force Jokes 2011;A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.

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10th June 2011

Army Work Rules

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1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical Officer’s statement as proof of illness as we believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to work.

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2. Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no longer allowing this practice. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed certainly makes you less than we bargained for.

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3. Death, Other than Your Own: This is no excuse. If you can arrange the funeral services to be held late in the afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all your work is up to date.

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4. Death, Your Own: This will be accepted as an excuse, but we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone else your job.

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5. Quantity of Work: No matter how much you do, you’ll never do enough.

6. Quality of Work: The minimum acceptable level is perfection.

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7. Advice from the Commanding Officer: Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

8. The senior officer is Always Right.

9. When the senior officer is Wrong, Refer to Rule 8. Militery Jokes

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10th June 2011

Soldier You Have Change For A Dollar

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again.

Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!

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10th June 2011

This Is Army Owner All Begins

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Army Jokes 2011;Start with a cage containing apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string & put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs & start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After some time, another ape makes an attempt with the same result – all the apes are sprayed with cold water.

This is Army owner all begins…

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9th June 2011

Giving the very very odd excuses

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Army Jokes : -”Sorry, sir! I can report, you see I had a date & it ran a tiny late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran ten miles, & now I am here.”

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. finally ran up, panting heavily.

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