21st December 2012

Ek family ‘SHOLEY” Dekh kar Ghar Aayi,

Ek family ‘SHOLEY” Dekh kar Ghar Aayi,

Pati Mazak ke mood me patni se bola naach basanti naach,

Tabhi Baccho Ne Kaha ‘MUMMY’ is Kutte ke samne mat nachna..

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31st August 2012

Why can’t MICROSOFT built any cars?

Question:Why can’t MICROSOFT built any cars?

Answer:Cause when an accident happens the airbag always asks:

Are you sure?

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26th August 2012

bottle of shampoo which says Lather

Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?

A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.

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26th July 2011

kesi pyari mehsos hogi

Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

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18th May 2011

Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ Computer Main

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Hansi ko IÑBÖX
Anso ko ÖUTBÖX
Gusay ko HÖLD
Muskan ko SÉÑT
Help ko ÖK
Dil ko VIBRÄTÉ kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RIÑG TØÑÉ
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.

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