22nd March 2012

Ek engineer, Ek student, or Zubaida Aapa

Ek engineer, Ek student, or Zubaida Aapa,

Kashti men ja rahay thay,

K jin a gaya or bola “Samandar” main koi chez Phenko,

Agar mane Dhond le to main tumhe maar dun ga,

Ar na dhoond paya to main tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne needle phenke, Jin ne dhond le or usy mar deya,

Student ne Memory card Phenka, Jin ne dhond leya or us ko bhe mar deya!

Zubaida Aapa ne “DISPRIN” Phenke who pane me hal hogaye,

Aapa boli: Chal bete ghar chal, bohat kam para hai…………..

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19th July 2011

Dhoya to wo chota ho gaya

Zubaida Aapa:

Caller: Aapa Maine new sabun se apna undrwear dhoya to wo chota ho gaya

Ab kia krun?

Zubaida Apa:

Usi sabun se apne

“HIPS”bhi dho lo:-(

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14th June 2011

Agr Apna DIMAGH Check Krna Hy To

Zubaida Aapa k Dimaghi Totkay

Agr apna DIMAGH check krna hy to
COW k samny khary ho jyn
Agr COW Ap k pas ay tu smjh len
K
BHOOSA hy:-)
…Or agr chali jye
tu smjh len
K..
KHALI HAi.

Zubaida Aapa k Dimaghi Totkay

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7th June 2011

Chehry Ko Gulabi Krna Ho To

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Chehry ko gulabi krna ho to
2 andy 1 chumch lal mirch phent kr chehry p 5 mint msaj kr k dho len, surkhi ana shuru ho jae gi.
Zubeida aapa k jaan leva totky:-
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7up ki bottle me Namak Dal kr usko 5mint tk hila le or phir apni gand me Charha len Jitna b purana Kabz ho foran toot jye ga.

Zubaida Aapa k QABZ KUSHA Totkay.

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7th June 2011

Pamper Ban Jao Tum

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Agr Tum 1 romaal
Ban k kisi k
ansu nahi
ponch skty
To koshish kr k ek

Pamper ban jao or ksi ki poti leak hony se rok Lo
.
Zubaida aapa k Hamdrdana Totkay.

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Agr apki shadi Late ho rahi hy

to Daily Subha Saveray uth kr Apna PAJAMA Dho kr

walid sahab k kamry k samny sukhny k liye latka den

Zubaida Apa K kuffya Totkay. .

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Talwaar ka zakham dawwa se theek ho jata hai

Magar Zubaan ka zakham kisi dawa se theek nahi hota

Sirf Kissing se theek hota hai.

(Zubaida Apa k chumma-chaati Totkay)

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Apne Ooper Mitti Ka Tail Daal Ker Aag Laga Di Jaye

ThO

Sardi Nahi Lagti Or Na Hi Kambal Ki ZarOOrat Paish Aati Hai..:-D

Zubaida Aapa K Aatang’Waadi Totkay..;-)

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Agar apkay pc ka motherboard kharab ho gaya hay

to fatherboard say kam chala lo.

Zubaida Apa k computerized totkay…

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Mehrabani Kar K Is Msg Ko Itna 4wrd Kare K

Zubaida Apa Tak Pohanch Jaye

Apa Ammi Keh Rahi Hai UfOne K Signal Nahi Aa Rahe Koi Totka Bata De.

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